so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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