I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
seriously i just wanna be friends
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True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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