She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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