i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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