Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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