you guys were way drunker than both of me
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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