I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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