I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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