I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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