Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
