Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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