you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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