I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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