You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Randomize