just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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