Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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