Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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