Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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