Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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