We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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