But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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