office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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