I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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