whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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