Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I wear drunk well.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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