question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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