Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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