butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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