so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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