big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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