why didn't you poke me back
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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