I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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