so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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