I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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