the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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