google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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