D3 body, D1 cock
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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