Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
They should really pass out barf bags in church
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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