I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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