I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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