If i come over, it means nothing
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I will be naked everywhere
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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