The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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