i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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