i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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