tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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