He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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