We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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