Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i am craving dick and cupcakes
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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