I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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