I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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