You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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