Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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