You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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