Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
a search helicopter?!
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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