dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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