You really coming over, don't trick.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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